WHY ARE YOU TIRED
There are 365 days in a year, which are 24 hrs long. 12 of these hours are dedicated to the night. This makes a total of 182 days, so in all, there are only 183 days left, less 52 Sundays, makes 131 days, less 52 Saturdays, makes 79 days left for work.
But there are 4 hours daily dedicated to eating, which when added, total 60 days. This means that that there are 19 days dedicated to work. But since every one enjoys 15 days of vacation, there are only 4 days for work left, less 3days allowed you for sick leave. This leaves you with only 1 day of work, but that day is precisely called Labor Day, which is given to you as a holiday.
So why are you tired? Let us utilize the little tome we get
